Sure, we could be like everyone else and talk about our education and credentials, and how we collaborate with our partners to leverage synergies across multiple channels while updating our stakeholder matrices, but then you wouldn’t really know us, would you?
With that in mind, I approached Shirlee, Courtney, and Skooch with the following scenario: You’re on death row, and tonight’s your date with the executioner. Prior to shuffling off this mortal coil, you get to choose (1) a beverage, (2) one menu item, (3) someone to punch in the face, and (4) a song to listen to as the walls close in and you slip into unconsciousness. Here are the results:
Shirlee would begin the festivities with a shot of Patron and a plate of candied bacon, punch whoever ratted her out to the cops, and meet her maker to the tune of “Under the Bridge” by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Courtney would demand a Piña Colada from Grandview Resort on Priest Lake, a bowl of macaroni and cheese, five minutes alone with Colbie Caillat, and the sweet sweet sounds of Bill Withers’ “Lean on Me.”
Meanwhile, Skooch would start with an ice-cold Rainier and some hot wings. He’d then deliver a well-placed knuckle sandwich to his math teacher from his sophomore year in high school. And Aerosmith would usher him into the hereafter with “Livin’ on the Edge.”
As for me, well…I’m the law-abiding type, so I wouldn’t be in prison in the first place.