On a mission to create original designs for all 66 books of the Bible, Jim LePage has so far “summarized and designified” his way through 1 Thessalonians. Shown above is his take on 1 Samuel.
On a mission to create original designs for all 66 books of the Bible, Jim LePage has so far “summarized and designified” his way through 1 Thessalonians. Shown above is his take on 1 Samuel.
Because it’s Friday and I have far, far too much to do than post the usual brilliant and insightful commentary, here’s impressionist Jim Meskimen performing Clarence’s monologue from Richard III as 25 different celebrities:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8PGBnNmPgk&feature=channel_video_title
Writing in BBC News Magazine, Matthew Engel worries that American idioms are ruining the Mother Tongue. He must’ve touched a nerve: thousands responded to the July 13 article, and a list of the 50 most irritating examples was published yesterday.
He’s partly right, I suppose. I mean, there are few things more vile than the phrase “it is what it is.” Unless, of course, it’s the use of “ask” as a noun. (Are you reading this, CK?)
This will likely be the lamest movie review anyone’s ever written—or read, for that matter. But I’m giving it a shot anyway.
Here it is: Go see The Tree of Life before it leaves Spokane theaters.
That’s it. Don’t ask me why I’m recommending it. (I’m not even sure I understand it.) Don’t ask me for an analysis of the plot, a critique of the acting, or a comment on director Terrence Malick’s script. Honestly, I wouldn’t know where to begin.
Just go see it.
This just in: Borders is on the verge of closing all 399 of its stores. From the short article: “In a statement, Borders President Mike Edwards said the changing book industry and the economy hastened the chain’s demise.”
Um, Mike? Do you think it might’ve been the $18 CDs and $40 DVDs that did you in? Just wondering.
It’s a bit sad, really. For a while there, Spokane actually had a store with a decent selection of jazz albums, not to mention some respectable classical choices. As for the books…meh. Around here, it’s tough to beat Auntie’s.
Depends on whether you have a Y chromosome, apparently. More here.
We’re not exactly Francophiles here at the last word, preferring Philip Roth over Michel Houellebecq, Leszek Kolakowski over Jacques Derrida, and Dick’s fries over pommes frites. But hey, it’s a holiday.
So let’s celebrate! Here’s Poème Électronique by Edgard Varèse:
[audio:https://helveticka.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/06-Poème-Électronique.mp3|titles=06 Poème Électronique]If you’re not outraged, you haven’t seen this—in which we read that, in yet another step on the long march toward barbarism, the University of Oxford has forsworn its namesake comma in the school’s branding and communications materials.
Hey Oxford: Go soak your head. Servabo fidem!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kniMjb–Ids&feature=youtu.be
But wait—there’s more…
If you thought Jackson Pollock’s painting technique was simply a matter of him “wiggling his hand in a sinusoidal way,” well…you’re wrong.
It’s hard to look at this without remembering John Derbyshire’s observation that “stereotypes are, in fact, merely one aspect of the mind’s ability to make generalizations, without which science and mathematics, not to mention much of everyday life, would be impossible.”
Check out a larger version here.
If you’re looking for a job, EWU has an opening for a GetLit! Festival Program Coordinator. You’ll need a bachelor’s degree, of course—because clearly you can’t coordinate a festival without having attended four-plus years of college (for which EWU, one of the more affordable options, charges over $6,000 a year for tuition alone).
Oh, and your degree can be in “any field.” Like, say, dental hygiene. Or gender studies. Or music.
I thought of this as I read an exchange between an adjunct philosophy instructor in New York and a person who writes college papers for money.
I think that the system, grading in general, grading as a gold standard of employability, college as the necessary step between high school and employment, all of these things alone aren’t necessarily wrong. But when you get them all together in this network, and college is going to define your future…you need that paper that says, “Diploma,” which means you need to pass. That’s all that matters.
By the way, the University of Washington will be raising tuition 20% next year.
You won’t find the answer at the last word. Instead, shoot on over to the Scientific American’s Guest Blog to see how Nobel laureates turn a phrase. Like this one, from biological researcher Elizabeth Blackburn:
The results described in this paper show that at each end of the palindromic, extra-chromosomal rDNA molecules there is a tandemly repeating hexanucleotide sequence.
That there’s some writin’.
I’d have bet money that Bon Jovi’s “Livin’ on a Prayer” would easily destroy the competition, but apparently science has confirmed that the most annoying sound ever is…whining. Remarkably, the Boys from New Jersey couldn’t even crack the top 10.
I spent last Friday checking out a small portion of the Columbia Plateau Trail with my son Jake.
From the Cheney trailhead, we walked to Turnbull NWR, where we watched and listened to what must have been about 20,000 species of birds, give or take a thousand.
It’s a well-maintained trail system, with multiple entry points, clean restrooms, water stations, and easy access for all manner of people. And, of course, signs like this:
Regular readers of the last word will no doubt recognize the comma splice, which we’ve covered here, here, and, most recently, here.
Am I surprised? Not really. It’s stuff like this—from no less an authority than the state government, presumably—that perpetuates illiteracy. What really boggles the mind is that at no point during the process of writing, designing, fabricating, and installing these signs did someone stop, scratch his head, and say, “Wait a sec—that’s not right.”
C’mon, Washington State Parks. You’re better than this. Aren’t you?