
Blade Runner is adapted from Philip K. Dick’s novel Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? We can’t answer that, but we can ruminate on dash length and whether using a long one means your intelligence is synthetic.
Am I real?
Not the first time I’ve asked that question, but maybe the trendiest. Because I’m a chronic user of the em dash (the longest one), and it’s the surest tell of AI-generated copy.
At least that’s what people have been screaming online. The punctuation mark is beloved by Large Language Models (LLMs) like ChatGPT, and the masses are worried that using it will flag their stuff as fake. Deep dives by major outlets like Rolling Stone and The Washington Post to gloriously shallow dives by Reddit scholars like @hairyback88 and @SluttyCosmonaut, everyone is musing on why this is a thing and whether we should care.
The short answer is, we shouldn’t. But the uproar got our firm thinking about the long dash, which is often the best way to break a thought in one sentence. So say the works of Dickinson and Nabokov, Vonnegut and Roth, Salinger and King. And don’t forget Nietzsche, who loved it so much he turned it into a six-pronged weapon of visual semantics. That’s a fancy way of saying he weirded it up with the usage, forcing deeper interaction with and interpretation of his thoughts.
OGS Media founder Brent Csutoras creatively attacked the AI debate by attempting to train LLMs to ditch the em dash. They couldn’t, no matter how he prompted, warned, or outright threatened them to stop. It’s that baked in. Blame those famous names I mentioned earlier, though really it’s the entire canon of human expression.
“In books, articles, essays, humans used them so often that AIs learned them as a default natural flow,” Csutoras wrote on Medium. “It’s like asking a bird not to chirp.”
Why do we chirp when we have perfectly good commas, semicolons, colons, ellipses, and parentheses to force a pause, connect thoughts, or set off details? I’m just one bird who hasn’t studied punctuation theory, but I dig the long dash because it’s insistent. Dramatic but somehow casual. It makes you stop harder and allows the cleanest cheating of girthy statements into one. It’s a visual breath between words, and around here we deepen that effect with spaces on either side of the mark.
Beyond that rebel spacing, there’s something you should know. I said “long dash” instead of “em dash” above because the longest dash is forbidden at helveticka (along with pets and hats and pets in hats). We quietly champion its little brother, the en dash.
Shorter than an em dash and longer than a hyphen, the en dash is meant for offsetting numbers (think date ranges, page runs, and sports scores) or indicating a connection between opposing concepts (like a student–teacher relationship). However…
Take a look at this sentence — a hard look.
Take a look at this sentence – a hard look.
We think the second one is just right. Cooly effective, not overly emphatic. There are font-related exceptions, because sometimes you get a stubby en dash and have to bump up for that visual balance. But most of the time, it looks the best and feels closest to how we hear text break inside our heads. Plus, it won’t get us mistaken for AI or a programmed replicant à la Blade Runner.
We asked ChatGPT to weigh in from the perspective of a graphic designer. It still favored the em dash (of course), but it also proved our point:
If you disapprove, take it up with Nietzsche.