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Stop! Grammar Time!

There’s much to disagree with in this interview with Wordnik founder and CEO Erin McKean—like when she says, “I truly believe that if something is used as a word, it’s a word.” But there’s also a lot to commend it:

Sometimes it seems as if people think that words just go into dictionaries to be preserved indefinitely, like pressed flowers. The dictionary is seen as this arbiter of the One True Answer to any question about a word, instead of a buffet of possible (and delicious) answers.

To fight this mistaken belief, I try to change the conversation from “is this word in the dictionary (and therefore a “good” word)?” to “what information is available about this word, and how can you use it to make a decision about this word’s fitness for your purpose?”

McKean makes a great point. And a bunch of others, for that matter. Read the whole thing.

In the End, We’re All Wearing a Red Shirt

When my friends and I used to act out Star Trek episodes—favorites were “The City on the Edge of Forever,” “The Devil in the Dark,” and, naturally, “Arena”—everyone wanted to be Kirk. There was a logic to it, I suppose: Kirk always got the girl. But even at that tender age, I had already come to terms with the fact that, somehow, even if I were Kirk, I’d never get the girl. Spock it was, then.

True story: I practiced raising my left eyebrow independently of my right for hours in front of a mirror, just so I could register disdain toward anyone who acted illogically. (I also practiced the Vulcan nerve pinch on my older sister, which didn’t quite work out the way I’d hoped.) As for the hand signal—the “Vulcan greeting,” I think it’s called—please. I could do it with both hands by the time I was in third grade.

Forty years on, and this, a gift from my daughter, is what I drink my afternoon tea out of:

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Yes, yes, I know—it was just a TV show. And a campy one at that. But honestly, it’s hard to imagine my childhood without it.

Sadly, Leonard Nimoy died this morning at 83. He lived long, and he prospered. Requiescat in pace, Mr. Spock. You were a nerd before it was cool.

Quote of the Day

“I read somewhere that 77 percent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I’m more intrigued by the 23 percent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves.” Jerry Garcia

Bringing Sexy Bach

For the kickoff to the 37th Annual Northwest Bach Festival last night, the missus and I eschewed the wine-and-cheese affair at Barrister in favor of a showing of Francois Girard’s Thirty Two Short Films About Glenn Gould over at the MAC.

The presence of Zuill himself (no, not that one) was a pleasant surprise, though it sent the ladies into a collective swoon that threatened to delay the start of the film. I mean, seriously—the guy looks like he just stepped from the cover of a grocery store romance novel.

Apparently, the event to attend this year is the Catalyst String Quartet’s performance of their own arrangement of Bach’s Goldberg Variations. That’s this coming Sunday at St. John’s Cathedral. I understand that smelling salts will be made available following Mr. Bailey’s pre-concert “conversation.”

“The Divine Amanda”

Over at First Things, David Bentley Hart has written something of an homage to Amanda McKittrick Ros, author of such turgid prose as “Speak! Irene! Wife! Woman! Do not sit in silence and allow the blood that now boils in my veins to ooze through cavities of unrestrained passion and trickle down to drench me with its crimson hue!”

That’s from Ros’s 1897 novel Irene Iddesleigh, a book that Ros herself considered a masterpiece, but was published only when her husband paid a Belfast printer to do so. Hart’s appreciation makes for a delightful read—if only to be reminded that there have been far worse writers than I.

View-Master 2.0

Whether you are a tech enthusiast or a person born any time after 1940, you will appreciate this new partnership: Mattel and Google Cardboard are teaming up to recreate the ever-so-popular View-Master. But not everyone is too keen on the new partnership, asking bluntly, “You wouldn’t strap a smartphone to your face, so why let your kids do it?”.

Misspellings

Anyone who has ever worked with me knows that I am infamous for misspelling a word in a design project. A word. One. It will never be seen by the client, of course, thanks to my helpful teammates who love to point it out. (And thankfully so, since my pride is far less important then product perfection.)

Meanwhile, in an effort to continue to hone my professional skills—like learning how to spell restaurant without auto-correct jumping to y rescue (as it just did)—I’m always on the lookout for helpful tips and articles. Like this one, for example, which helpfully asks, “Should designers care about typographic mistakes?”

CK, Marty. Marty, CK.

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One of my favorite design authors is Marty Neumeier. I first became aware of his work in the 1990s when he was editor and publisher of Critique magazine, a journal dedicated to design thinking. Years later, he published a book called Zag, which, as I recall, is the only book I’ve ever read twice. (Of course, my writer would find it hard to believe that I read it even once.) Neumeier also wrote The Designful Company and The Brand Gap.

A trip to Portland provided an opportunity to hear the author talk about his latest book, Metaskills: Five Talents for the Robotic Age, which my writer would also find hard to believe—let alone that I’ve ever set foot inside Powell’s Books.

“At seven billion strong,” writes Neumeier in Metaskills, “we’re now the most populous mammals on the planet with the possible exception of rats. And since the rats aren’t likely to be game changers, it’s up to us. We’re the ones that will make or break the future.”

“Moral complexity is a luxury.”

The author Jonathan Franzen was recently asked what he thought about the “uptick” of grownups reading YA (Young Adult) fiction. He tried to brush it off—”I don’t care what people read,” and “If it’s a loss, it’s their loss, not mine”—but his interlocutor was having none of it. So Franzen responded as only Franzen could:

Most of what people read, if you go to the bookshelf in the airport convenience store and look at what’s there, even if it doesn’t have a YA on the spine, is YA in its moral simplicity. People don’t want moral complexity. Moral complexity is a luxury. You might be forced to read it in school, but a lot of people have hard lives. They come home at the end of the day, they feel they’ve been jerked around by the world yet again for another day. The last thing they want to do is read Alice Munro, who is always pointing toward the possibility that you’re not the heroic figure you think of yourself as, that you might be the very dubious figure that other people think of you as. That’s the last thing you’d want if you’ve had a hard day. You want to be told good people are good, bad people are bad, and love conquers all. And love is more important than money. You know, all these schmaltzy tropes. That’s exactly what you want if you’re having a hard life. Who am I to tell people that they need to have their noses rubbed in moral complexity?

Read the entire interview here.

“American youth today has its fringes…”

Nothing says “God bless America” quite like a 1968 campaign ad for the man who issued Executive Order 11582, thus designating the third Monday of February as Washington’s birthday. (Check out Jerry Garcia at the 12-second mark.)

What? You call today “Presidents’ Day?” Loser.

Pick-Up Lines for the Fairer Sex

So. Valentine’s Day is coming up. If we’re to believe conventional wisdom—which, let’s be honest, is a pretty safe bet on this particular subject—men are, at best, apathetic about the holiday. (They’re probably too busy applying beard oil.)

Fear not, ladies: Charles Sackville’s groundbreaking 1713 bookThe New Academy of Compliments: Erected for Ladies, Gentlewomen, Courtiers, Citizens, Countrymen, and All Persons of what Degree Soever, of Both Sexes : Stored with Variety of Courtly and Civil Complements, Eloquent Letters of Love and Friendship : with an Exact Collection of the Newest and Choicest Songs a la Mode Both Amorous and Jovial*, offers up some advice on how to get your man in the mood.

For instance, in the chapter entitled “Complemental Expressions towards Men Leading to the Art of Courtship,” Sackville suggests the following come-hither talk:

“Sir, Be confident of my Affection, while I have room to lodge You in my Bosom.”
“Sir, my appetite is sick, for want of a Capacity to digest your Favors.”
“Sir, I shall study to Chronicle Your Vertues.”

If none of these work, you can find more here. And if you still come up short, well…I’m afraid it wasn’t meant to be.

*Yes, that’s the title. All of it.

Movie Night

The creative field can be exhausting at times, with long hours spent on everything from painstaking detail and pixel-pushing to grand, yearlong campaigns and big-picture projects. It’s a near-constant expansion and contraction that, especially on days when things don’t come as easily or as quickly as you think they should, can lead to frustration and headache. Worse, it’ll weigh your ideas down and turn your creative moneymaker off. Many designers will tell you to go for a run, get a beer, or just get out of the office. I say pop in a movie—like one from this list of 22 movies every designer should watch on Netflix right now. Whether they’re about design, process, or beautiful cinematography, these films are certain to occupy your mind and let the flow of new ideas seep in.

On National Anthems and Pop Princesses

Having firmly established myself as something of a curmudgeon, it should come as no surprise to anyone that I found Idina Menzel’s Super Bowl performance of “The Star-Spangled Banner” somewhat less than satisfactory. Better than Carrie Underwood’s jaw-droppingly stupid theme song, to be sure, but that’s admittedly a pretty low bar.

At least Menzel had some respect for our national anthem, though. The fine folks at Popbitch have analyzed some of the more memorable performances over the last 25 years, and, well…let’s just say that restraint doesn’t come immediately to mind when describing them.

Here they compare Mariah Carey’s 2002 performance with what Christina Aguilera unleashed on an unsuspecting crowd nine years later:

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“Look at that. Just look at it. Mariah Carey is not shy about altering a melody line, but Christina Aguilera is shameless. There’s one bar left unmolested at the start of it, and then Christina starts rubbing herself all over it like she’s being sent away for a 25-to-life stretch. Triplets, quintuplets, mordents, trills, turns, six-note slides, grace notes. There’s barely a technique going that Aguilera hasn’t shoe-horned into it before she’s even got halfway through. It’s borderline obscene.”

To be fair, looking for musicality within the ranks of pop music is like looking for integrity in a politician: nobody really expects it. So let me retract my earlier statement about Menzel’s performance. Sure, she was flat toward the end, but at least she didn’t treat “the well-established and well-loved melody of the American national anthem as her plaything.”

Barbarians at the Gate

Over at the Boston Globe, Britt Peterson gamely tries to put a positive spin on the quotative like. It’s not the first such defense, and it won’t be the last.

Stan Carey claims that “…with quotative like we can do more than simply report speech: we may convey an interaction with expansive social and performative detail”; Jessica Love has convinced herself that “the quotative like encourages a speaker to embody the participants in a conversation.” And you can sum up PBS’s argument thus: “All the cool kids are doing it.”

Humbug. On like, I’m with the late, great Christopher Hitchens, who, recognizing that the grammatical battle was already lost back in 1954, nevertheless recommended that like be “pruned and rationed, and made the object of mockery for those who have surrendered to it altogether.”

One of Our Own

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Sadly, we lost an important member of our design community a couple of weeks ago: Monte Mindt, most recently creative director with Quisenberry Marketing, and for many years prior with Hanna & Associates. Monte passed away January 12. He was 49 years old.

I knew Monte for more than 20 years. One of my favorite print pieces we ever produced was a promotional brochure for Johnston Printing’s new six-color press. It featured the work of six prominent local designers. Monte was among that group.

I ran across his work from time to time and I always admired it. And every year when I attended the local advertising awards show—where his name would often be called—we would warmly greet and catch up with one another.

Thank you, Monte, for your creative contributions.

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