Archaeologists found a 2,500-year-old brain in the UK. It has “the consistency of tofu,” and “none of the distinctive smell so often associated with dead corpses.”
A British crime writer admitted to using pseudonyms to pen glowing reviews of his work. Other writers are outraged. But then, it really shouldn’t come as a surprise.
It’s raining balls in Leicester.
And finally, great strides have been made toward a better understanding of spontaneous human combustion—using pork bellies marinated in acetone, naturally.
