“I went to Peru and all I got were these lousy flesh-eating maggots.”
Is this the worst-written headline ever…or the best? (I vote “best.”)
It’s “unclear” whether drugs were involved: “The 23-year-old man allegedly entered the first house by going headfirst through the front window around 12:05 a.m. on Tuesday. He was confronted by the owner, an 86-year-old woman who hit him with her cane.”
Vampire graves uncovered in Poland!
Thanks to a case of “transient global amnesia in a fugue state,” Michael Boatwright now speaks only Swedish. Lucky.
