The Discovery Channel may have Shark Week, but Modern Farmer has Goat Week. I think it goes without saying which of the two is more important. (Or, at the very least, which of the two is happening RIGHT NOW.)
Over at the magazine’s website, you’re taught how to make your own goat video, warned about the consequences of breaking the law for your goats, and asked to ponder which goat is right for you. Best of all, though, is the story about the beast that terrorizes Prince Georges County.
In a fight to the death between a Great White and a half man-half goat experiment gone horribly wrong, my money’s on the Goatman.
