It’s been a while since we plumbed the depths of the interwebs in order to bring you the very latest in breaking news. Here’s a sampling of what we found today, courtesy of the estimable Fortean Times:
Video of a runaway Porta-Potty (“quality and dependable portable sanitation service since 1982″). Presumably it’s just trying to leave Utah.
“They braved the darkness, coyotes and snakes of the desert landfill and had to sneak past the security guard. But it paid off.”
Have you walked your drone today?
And finally, those who’ve ever had to suffer through a microwaved corn dog will totally side with Ms. Henry.