Life got you down? Tired of meaningless work, a contemptuous spouse, and resentful kids?
No matter how bad you think you have it, there’s always someone who has it worse. Like—oh, I dunno—Desmond Morris. From today’s edition of the Daily Mirror (“Britain’s brightest tabloid newspaper”):
Morris, it seems, “could not recall why he was dressed in women’s underwear,” though he confesses that a combination of crack cocaine and crystal meth might have had something to do with it.
“I think I was conscious I wasn’t wearing trousers,” explained Morris, “but not in the way I would be conscious if I was standing here now without them.” And then there’s the whole panda thing.
Really, you should probably read the whole article. You’ll feel much better about yourself.