Been a while, hasn’t it?
We’ve been a little busy—more on that soon. In the meantime, I didn’t want y’all to think we’d forgotten about you. So here’s a mishmash of things to tide you over, beginning with this van I saw in my dentist’s parking lot a week ago:
Then there’s this, from the Aristocrats‘ 2013 album Culture Clash. It’s called “Desert Tornado,” and it’s awesome.
Still wondering about the mutilated cows that recently washed ashore in Sweden? Mystery solved.
Finally, I think I’ll close with the story of an atomic wedgie gone horribly, horribly wrong.
