Happy National Punctuation Day, everyone.
What…you didn’t get me anything? Not to worry: you can make up for it by leaving your nominations for Punctuation Mark of the Year in the comments field below. If you feel like sending a gift anyway, keep in mind that I’m running low on bourbon—thanks in part to reading that, “in most cases, rules about apostrophe usage only serve to irritate those people who know the rules and confuse those who do not.” Egad.
