Things I learned while paging through the Oregonian today: (1) Our neighbors to the south need instruction on how to pump their own gas, and (2) there exist people in this world who believe that premiumizing is a word.
What I still don’t know after paging through the Oregonian today: (1) Why ambient temperature, and not common sense, should suspend the regulations against self-service, and (2) why we don’t lock these people up.
