Surprise! Selfies are little more than “a new manifestation of a time-honored tendency: the penchant for people to overvalue their positive traits.” Are you reading this, Courtney?
Pit bulls: “The Jews of the canine world.”
“In the last few decades, stroke mechanic experts have discovered that swimming under the surface is faster than swimming on the surface.”
If we all just peed in the shower, we’d save hundreds of billions of gallons of water every year. C’mon, now. Who’s with me? Let’s save the planet!
So people are suing Starbucks. On what grounds? (See what I did there? Grounds.) Under-filling their lattes. No, really.
BOOM: “A culture that values sensitivity and diversity without figuring out how to adequately define either needs ways to monitor the behavior of others.”
