Giant demon mosquitoes, awakened from a deep slumber by Tropical Storm Debbie, are heading toward Florida. And they’re not happy.
Neanderthals became extinct because they couldn’t catch rabbits? If only they’d met this guy.
Massive pigeon fireball blamed for ditch blaze: “Sparks went everywhere, some pigeons were incinerated, others dropped into the ditch and the fire raged.”
A plague of locusts just landed in the Giza region of Egypt. Next up: “…a thick darkness in all the land.”
It appears that my glass-half-empty world view has been vindicated. Told you so.
