If any doubt remains as to whether we are, in fact, living in the End Times, please take a gander at the following headlines, courtesy of the inestimable New York Post:
Colombia’s ‘cocaine hippos’ must be stopped, scientists warn
Rapper A Boogie Wit da Hoodie sued for allegedly clogging toilets at NJ mansion
Video shows knife-wielding squirrel in woman’s backyard
Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘vagina’ candle reportedly explodes in UK woman’s home
How to get a free bag of marijuana with the COVID-19 vaccine
At least we can talk about something other than politics.
