How did I miss this story? A guy on the loose with someone else’s groin in his pants?!?
“A suspect found inside a Les Schwab Tire store in Spokane Valley after an alarm went off told deputies it was neither his groin nor his meth found in his groin area they recovered after arresting him Wednesday.”
It was bad enough we had to worry about our kidneys getting stolen for the Chinese black market; now we have to guard our groins as well?
