Look, I’ve written some pretty cool stuff in my time. But even if I live to be 100, I know I’ll never craft anything as gloriously and breathtakingly awesome as this headline:
Former Freemason, 51, found drunk and naked inside a huge pipe organ with a toy gun and remote-controlled police car says he got lost while trying to hand out cheeseburgers to the homeless
Think I’m making it up? If only. Here’s the story.
