Dear Millennials, this is why everyone else hates you.
Dear everyone else, this is why you should be nicer to Millennials. (In which case this may come in handy.)
Side note: Not too long ago, my generational cohort—X—was the bane of everyone’s existence. We were the slackers, remember? I think it’s safe to say that, at some point in the very near future, Millennials will be forgotten and Generation Z will be the object of scorn and derision. Such as it was, such as it is, such as it ever will be.
