I’m not sure this headline—even though it comes from the otherwise staid U.S. News & World Report—is appropriate for all ages. I am certain of this, though: For fans of naughty (and, let’s be honest, adolescent) wordplay, this scandal is the gift that keeps on giving. Even The New Yorker got in on the action, with one of the funniest covers in recent memory. God bless America.
