I’ve long suspected that pretty much every person I know has a mental disorder. Now I have proof.
Seriously, though, “excessive caffeine intake” is “two to three cups of brewed coffee”? Most days, I’ve downed five before 9 a.m.—and followed that up with a cup of tea in the afternoon. And yes, if I try to go without, I get hammered with debilitating headaches. That’s sort of what happens when you’ve been taking the same drug every day for more than 20 years. Which is why I don’t stop.
But…mental illness? Really?!?
