Is it me, or is it a little ironic that World Emoji Day 2018 falls in the middle of Cannibal Week? I mean, a day set aside for the “celebration of all emojis” is a sure sign that the apocalypse is upon us, which in turn means we’re this close to a dystopian nightmare in which the only way to survive will be to hunt down and feast on our neighbors.
Which is why I’d rather spend my time over at Cult of Weird today, where I can read about Ratu Udre Udre, the Guinness world record holder for most prolific cannibal.* Or how “the people of Tasmania want the skull of their cannibal killer back.” Or—my favorite—”Missionary for Dinner.”
Or, if you’re just a little, you know…curious:
*Thinking about having a go at the Fijian chief’s title? You should probably get started. He ate as many as 999 people in his lifetime.
