Why Is Art So Damned Expensive?: “If I can’t sell something, I just double the price.”
On the Impracticality of a Cheeseburger: “A cheeseburger cannot exist outside of a highly developed, post-agrarian society.”
The 12 All-Time Ugliest Christmas Sweaters: “Awww. What could be cuter than fluffy white kittens playing with a ball of ribbon and an open Christmas box? How about anything.”
